Hilariously Stupid

Some funny conversations from the good old days of IRC:


<erno> hm. I’ve lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can’t figure out where in my apartment it is.


<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars

<Cthon98> ********* see!

<AzureDiamond> hunter2

<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me

<Cthon98>
<AzureDiamond> *******

<Cthon98> thats what I see

<AzureDiamond> oh, really?

<Cthon98> Absolutely

<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2

<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?

<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******

<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that

<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******

<AzureDiamond> awesome!

<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?

<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******’s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw

<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.


<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b

<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?

<BonyNoMore> wait

<BonyNoMore> never mind


<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!

<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key

<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!

<Judge-Mental> fuck me


<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.

<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they’d be fired instantly.

<Ben174> : Where u work?

<ChrisLMB> : I’m the CTO at LowerMyBills.com

*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)

*** Now talking in #christian

-Word_of_God- Welcome Abstruse to #christian I am a Bible Bot. For more info type: /msg Word_of_God !info

<Abstruse> !kjv numbers 22:21

<Word_of_God> Numbers 22:21 — And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab. – (KJV)

*** SageRider sets mode: +b *!*@c211-30-208-111.rivrw3.nsw.optusnet.com.au

*** Word_of_God was kicked from #christian by SageRider (Please dont Swear)

<Abstruse> I know I’m never going to be able to come back in this channel again after this, but damn was it worth it to see that…


<NES> lol

<NES> I download something from Napster

<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I’m done

<NES> I message him and say “What are you doing? I just got that from you”

<NES> “getting my song back fucker”


<Night-hen-gayle> I gotta go. There’s a dude next to me and he’s watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you.


<Sonium> someone speak python here?

<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS

<lucky> SSSSS

<Sonium> the programming language


<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid

<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%


<[TN]FBMachine> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section


<studdud> what the fuck is wtf


<LordChewy> so my dad found my porn folder

<LordChewy> and he was getting all pissed

<LordChewy> so its all like “does this surprise you? i’m not stupid you know”

<LordChewy> “i know dad”

<LordChewy> “what do you have to say for yourself?”

<LordChewy> at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say “C:Documents and SettingsRickyMy Documentsfaxessent faxes”

<LordChewy> and he just shut up

<kingKahn> what is it?

<LordChewy> its his porn folder


<WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs> i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???

<XeNoX> Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.


<frank> can you help me install GTA3?

<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren’t using

frank has quit IRC. (Quit)

<knightmare> …


* Porter is now known as PorterWITHGIRLFRIENDWHOISHOT

<Strayed> he shot his girlfriend?


<Fashykekes> Capitalization is the difference between “I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse..” and “I had to help my uncle jack off a horse..”


<kyourek> There was a 23% drop in temperature.

<nappyjallapy> That’s almost 25%!

<kyourek> … That was one of the most worthless comments I’ve ever heard.


<skrike> I think the people above me are having sex

<skrike> either that or they’re sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot.

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Right. Now to actually get some things done before my Saturday is over. Continue reading