Some funny conversations from the good old days of IRC:
<erno> hm. I’ve lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can’t figure out where in my apartment it is.
<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******’s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> never mind
<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> fuck me
<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they’d be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I’m the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
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*** Now talking in #christian
-Word_of_God- Welcome Abstruse to #christian I am a Bible Bot. For more info type: /msg Word_of_God !info
<Abstruse> !kjv numbers 22:21
<Word_of_God> Numbers 22:21 — And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab. – (KJV)
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*** Word_of_God was kicked from #christian by SageRider (Please dont Swear)
<Abstruse> I know I’m never going to be able to come back in this channel again after this, but damn was it worth it to see that…
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I’m done
<NES> I message him and say “What are you doing? I just got that from you”
<NES> “getting my song back fucker”
<Night-hen-gayle> I gotta go. There’s a dude next to me and he’s watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you.
<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<Sonium> the programming language
<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%
<[TN]FBMachine> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section
<studdud> what the fuck is wtf
<LordChewy> so my dad found my porn folder
<LordChewy> and he was getting all pissed
<LordChewy> so its all like “does this surprise you? i’m not stupid you know”
<LordChewy> “i know dad”
<LordChewy> “what do you have to say for yourself?”
<LordChewy> at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say “C:Documents and SettingsRickyMy Documentsfaxessent faxes”
<LordChewy> and he just shut up
<kingKahn> what is it?
<LordChewy> its his porn folder
<WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs> i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
<XeNoX> Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.
<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren’t using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
* Porter is now known as PorterWITHGIRLFRIENDWHOISHOT
<Strayed> he shot his girlfriend?
<Fashykekes> Capitalization is the difference between “I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse..” and “I had to help my uncle jack off a horse..”
<kyourek> There was a 23% drop in temperature.
<nappyjallapy> That’s almost 25%!
<kyourek> … That was one of the most worthless comments I’ve ever heard.
<skrike> I think the people above me are having sex
<skrike> either that or they’re sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot.
Right. Now to actually get some things done before my Saturday is over. Continue reading